Freaky Fridays

Freaky Fridays…

I’m going to start something that I’ll post on Fridays….  A joke or funny video/pictures, anything that I deem either funny or stupid to end the week with.  Some of these I’m sure you’ve seen before, some may be completely new to you. I’d suggest you take a break from whatever you’re doing and grab a cup of joe, but remember, I’m not responsible if you snort coffee out your nose……

This one came from my local country station BOB 94.9 (WRBT Harrisburg, PA)

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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

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